this is one of the best twitter stories I have ever read
I showed Elliott that picture of the bird in Legoland and
pyrrha and nora going shopping for cute clothes together in downtown vale and then going to the weapons shop next door and buying how-to guides for combat maneuvers written by pro-huntresses uwu
nora convincing pyrrha to stay up late and watch action movies…
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
You know when an fast angry song comes on that you know every word to comes on and you’re in just the right mood that you’re eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
"If Voting DIDN’T Change Anything"
Author’s note: I am not at all implying here that voting alone is sufficient. This is my response to the shallow, societally-damaging, and completely non-historical and non-empirical phrase by anarchist Emma Goldman, “If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.”
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.